And Solarbotics said: wOOt!
Solarbotics did then slave away, creating such a
solar cell as which the world had never seen.
And they did call it the SCC3733-MSE, upon
which was embedded a circuit board of mighty
purpose, as to make solar power even more usable in
low light. And electronic hobbyists everywhere did
rejoice, donning all manner of goofy hats while
feasting upon the lambs and sloths and breakfast
cereals and fruit bats.
And the Lord spake again, saying:
Let there be a simple way to compile
code to thine PIC microcontrollers.
And it shall be called PICAXE, and it
shall take advantage of free software to program
with flowcharts. And lo, it shall be an exceedingly
great gift unto those who seek easy solutions for
their electronic endeavours.
HVW Tech did reply, saying: Yea, O Lord, there is some
chap in the UK whom thou hast blessed with this
technology. Varily, we do endevour to make it available to
all persons that inhabit North America along with our
great selection of other prototyping tools.
And the Lord spake a third time, saying: Let Solarbotics, a company of divine purpose,
overtake HVW Technologies, a company in need of sanctification.
It came to pass as the Lord commanded, insomuch as
Solarbotics did gather up HVW Tech for their own. And there
was much wonder as to HVW Tech's excellence in
And the Lord saw that it was good, and spake one last time,
saying: Blessed be thou, Solarbotics, and the Makers
everywhere who call upon thy great service to complete their
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Yea, and the graphic designer of this ad did plead with the Lord, saying: Lord, I did mean Thee no offense with this advertisement. I beseech thee to not strike me down with lightning.